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a well-endowed island

i decided to put this picture and only this picture of tenerife on the blog as ive realized that for some, it is cruel and unusual punishment to throw a tropical paradise into the faces of the many people who are scraping ice off of their windshields and suffering frostbite whilst collecting their post everyday. but as many people have absolutely NO idea where i am living now, i thought id send a foto. (the Canary Islands are located off the coast of Morocco. morocco is on the continent of africa. the islands are a part of spain, however, not of africa. that means i still live in europe, even if the continent is a 2 hour flight away!)

note that even though the island is known as 'the land of eternal spring,' the weather varies across the island, depending on the elevation you are at. the highest point (see picture) is called "El Teide"-- many people mispronounce it by saying "El Titty", but it is actually "Tay-day"--at an altitude of 3700m. thus, we do get snow here! even if it is only on the Teide. notice it is naturally breasted, in fine form, and that the view from the top is highly titillating. also notice that i recognize how completely retarded that last line is, but that due to popular request, i am making my final allusions to nudity. for now.

beach bummin'

To continue the nekked theme, i thought id share my favourite beach (so far) here in tenerife. Called 'los patos', this black sand beach is at the north of the island and accessible only by foot. In fact, part of the pathway there is an old, concrete stairway which is missing it's middle section! You have to navigate yourself along a precarious cliff edge past the 3 meters of stairs that have crumbled away. But once you make it to the beach, it's paradise. Maximum of 20 people usually. Mostly nude. Quiet, tranquil. And because the beach isnt super-accessible and non-existent in the wintertime, you relish the times you do go.

Btw, that big ass is not mine. Javi's is real, but do you think i would show you my ass? Airbrushing, m'dears. It's the way forward!

have you been naughty or nice?

This is a 500 piece puzzle which we just completed. Now, i know some people might think that jigsaw puzzles are for losers. But could you really NOT put this picture together? I mean, it's a naked chick on the beach! Her pubes are showing. And i'm sure that those are breast implants. How often does one find such an entertaining treasure in the home??

This was one of javi's xmas gifts 3 years ago. His father also gave the exact same puzzle to both his older brother and his younger nephew. It cost less than 5 euros and was printed in japan. (Priceless, in my book ; ) The best gift, however, javi received last year--the world-famous REDUCTOR, which is an wide elastic band for reducing waist fat--"As seen on TV!" Javi was less than pleased. Could it be because his father gave him the exact same thing the year before??

I can't wait to see what we get this year.

what the blog is this all about?

so ive decided to do a trendy thing past the trendy period--start a blog--making a belated wanna-be blogger a blogger! whether this is the best medium for sharing the little balls that are bouncing around in my head or not, it's relatively simple and at this stage in my life, comfort has more importance. i really am a lazy bitch at heart.