a well-endowed island

i decided to put this picture and only this picture of tenerife on the blog as ive realized that for some, it is cruel and unusual punishment to throw a tropical paradise into the faces of the many people who are scraping ice off of their windshields and suffering frostbite whilst collecting their post everyday. but as many people have absolutely NO idea where i am living now, i thought id send a foto. (the Canary Islands are located off the coast of Morocco. morocco is on the continent of africa. the islands are a part of spain, however, not of africa. that means i still live in europe, even if the continent is a 2 hour flight away!)

note that even though the island is known as 'the land of eternal spring,' the weather varies across the island, depending on the elevation you are at. the highest point (see picture) is called "El Teide"-- many people mispronounce it by saying "El Titty", but it is actually "Tay-day"--at an altitude of 3700m. thus, we do get snow here! even if it is only on the Teide. notice it is naturally breasted, in fine form, and that the view from the top is highly titillating. also notice that i recognize how completely retarded that last line is, but that due to popular request, i am making my final allusions to nudity. for now.